Wednesday, November 5, 2025

zero talk about real issues

at last
the airways are done with political
ads.
it was getting vicious
and down right
mean.
did you ever
kick your dog, or beat your
wife
in the last year or so.
yes or no?
what about that late night text
you sent
nine years ago to someone
named
Amber.
as governor will you allow
men
to come into your
house
and strip down naked?
yes or no.
do you think Somalian should
be our
first language?
how do you feel about snakes,
or alligators
in our rivers
eating escaped prisoners?
and what about that Maryland
Man,
will you rescue
him
and bring him home again?
if you were a tree
what kind of tree would you be,
and would you
call your opponent
the sap in a tree?
yes or no, you have three seconds
to answer.

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