Wednesday, November 19, 2025

a pink holiday sweater for men

there's
a pink sweater on sale.
it's in the news.
one hundred and sixty-two dollars.
it's for men.
it has a nice
flower
like arrangement around
the collar.
it's a very pretty sweater
made with a blend
of polyester and cotton
fiber.
a handsome manly
man
is posing
with it on, though
there's a hint of mint in his eyes.
the pink is the color
of Pepto
Bismol,
or double bubble gum
chewed.
i tell her
politely,
please don't buy me one.

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