Monday, November 24, 2025

the damnation of the fitted sheet

i don't curse
much.
in fact,
never do i take the Lord's name
in vain.
but all the other
curse
words are fair game.
rarely
do i burst out with 
the F bomb,
but sometimes
when i'm trying
to fold a fitted sheet
to try
and stack it into the linen
closet
along with towels
and neatly
folded sheets
i start cussing like a drunken
sailor
on leave.

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