oops, our bad

okay, it's time.

let's open up the government again.

it looks like

we are not going to get what

we've held

our breath for,

turning our angry

faces an even deeper shade

of blue.

we haven't missed

a single paycheck, but our constituents

have.

they're stuck

at the airport, how much

longer can we go on

before they realize that we've

pulled the wool

over their eyes, blaming it all

on the Orange man,

who has nothing to do with it.

it's all about Congress

and the vote.

42 million of our democratic

voters

are out of

food stamps.

children are starving,

stores are being looted, it's only

a matter of time

before they burn

it all down again

like the summer of love

back in 20.

we just need 8 common sense

voters (traitors)

to do it for us.

so let's vote

like we always do with a clean

bill of resolution,

and blame it all on them.

let's accept

the same extension we signed time

and time again,

with Obama, Bush, Trump

and Biden.

the same exact one.

let's get the government going again.

and negotiate later,

like always.

our bad. ooops.

so sorry to have wrecked your lives

for the past five weeks and counting.

no worries,

you'll get your butterball turkeys

soon.