Island Hopping

did any

of the parents ever ask, 

so where are you

going

this weekend

with that three day 

luggage,

wearing your yoga

pants

with your hair all done

and your lipstick on?

you're taking

a trip to an island

with a middle-aged man

and 

some lawyers, a Prince,

some congressmen

and an ex-president?

when will you be home?

and we were

wondering how

you can afford that new car

and mink stole.

is there something you aren't

telling us?

are all of your friends

also going along?

don't forget to bring your

homework

with you,

you have an economics

test on Monday.

so where is this island

anyway?

can we reach you by phone?