Monday, September 8, 2025

the divorce lawyer

the first
thing the lawyer asked me
was
how much do i make,
how much do
i have in the bank,
what's your projected
income
for the next year, and the year
after that.
then she asked
me what the issue was,
why do you want
to hire me,
while
inserting a needle into
my vein.

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