no one is that crazy

i've never

heard anyone say,

you know what?

i'm dying for some carrots,

or kale,

what i'd like right

now is

a big fat tomato,

or some celery.

would someone

ever say,

i just can't get the thought

of some

chickpeas

out of my mind?

i need some before this

day is done.

i think it's safe to say

that no one

has ever said anything

crazy like that.