Mr. David Sayers
has informed me that
i've wonthe mega millions lottery again.
i'm going
down
to the CVS
to buy a claimers card,
a green dot money
pak card
to seal the deal.
it's only five hundred dollars
to register
my claim
to 2.5 million dollars,
a Mercedes Benz
and a weekly sum of 8 thousand
dollars
deposited directly
into my bank account
once i give him
my account number.
he's taken care of my taxes
too,
and tells me
that God has shined his light
on me,
that i'm blessed
and he's angel of mercy
come to give
me financial freedom.
i tell him to hold on for a minute
while i scramble some eggs
and put
two slices of toast
into the toaster.
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