me a week, a whole seven
days
for me to realize
that i don't like the color
of these pants
i'm wearing.
green, what was i thinking?
fortunately
i still have the receipts
and the packaging
they came in.
i get the salsa stain
out of the seat,
and brush off the dog
hair then fold them
neatly before
sending them back to
Amazon.
easy peasy.
i see my neighbor wearing
them
the next week.
the slight
stain of salsa still visible.
he tells me
happily
that he found a five dollar
bill in one of the pockets
and a key,
but i say nothing.
i have a backup hanging
in the shed.
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