winning the Maine state high school girls championship

my daughter's

basketball team in Maine,

will never lose

a game

this year.

they will win

the state championship

and go undefeated.

they've recruited

two boys, who

are now identifying

as girls

to be on their squad.

they wear

dresses,

and moo moos,

Culottes,

that sort of thing.

perfume and lipstick.

one is seven foot tall

and the other is

six foot five

with muscles

and has a 47 inch vertical

leap.

the taller one wears

pigtail hair

extensions

and the other has a weekly

blow out

of his curly locks.

it takes them a little extra

time in the locker

room

for them to shave their

legs,

but once they're in the game,

watch out boy,

i mean girl.

the seven footer goes by the name

of Belle, instead

of Bill.

the other one calls herself

Jenny instead

of Jimmy.

it's going to be one heck

of a fun

season. the WNBA are

already scouting these two

up and coming

girl stars.