working at home, sort of

i get

an email from DOGE,

it's from

Elon.

he wants me to send

him a list

of five

things i did this week

with regards to my job.

in no consecutive order

i write

down,

eat, drink, sleep

and walk,

read,

watch tv,

shower

and brush my teeth.

i did a little shopping on amazon.

played wordle,

keeping alive

my thirty-one-day streak.

i also

went to the doctor,

the dentist.

took my dog to the vet,

and visited my

mom

at the Sunset

Senior home

for lunch each day of the week.

i really didn't have time

for work.

so i never

turned

my computer on.

it's just by luck i

got this email.

but the government seemed

to work just

fine without me.

it continues to go on.

sorry Elon.

can you give me one more

chance

to justify

all my benefits and nearly

a hundred thousand

dollar income?

maybe i'll stop by the office

next week

if i find the time,

and if i can remember what

street my

office is on.