tax dollars well spent

we send ten million dollars

to Chad

to teach them parcheesi

and other

board games

by Matel.

2 million

to Uruguay

for massage therapy

for their cows,

creating better milk.

500 thousand dollars,

to Mongolia

to study wooden straws.

another million

or three to Siberia

to study

sex slaves

who break big rocks

into little rocks

all day.

we're America God

dang it.

and we're

plum crazy.

we're sponsoring

chickens

in Bombay, 

what taste better, white

or brown eggs.

our scientists are

in Jamaica studying why

the tree frogs

make the chirping noise

all night and all day.

and who doesn't like a

trans cast

of Sesame street Muppets

putting

on a play.

Elmo is in drag,

with Kermit

and Ernie now

married.

tax dollars well spent,

i must say.