Wednesday, February 5, 2025

taxpayers money

the auditors
come
into the government office
and say
we'd like to see your
books,
we'd like to see
where all the taxpayers
money is going
everyday.
no way.
they say,
trying to hide
the books
under their skirts
and clown
costumes.
how dare you cut off our
funding
on why cats
meow
and dogs bark.
you're not taking away
our 50 million dollar
project
about
bisexual sharks,
and operas starring mice
and hawks.
we need softer beds
for prisoners
on death row, better food
and clothing
for them
and an electric chair
with satin pillows.

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