a few hundred grand down the drain

i see my neighbor

scraping

the ivy league sticker off

the bumper

of his car.

he went there, his wife did

as well.

both proud alumni

and successful,

and now his

daughter is there too.

well she used to be,

she's now

expelled

for vandalizing

the campus,

using hate speech,

and terrorizing Jews.

she'll be home soon.

he asks me if i have anything

to help remove

the glue.