the best wedding ever

bored

with the day, with

the usual.

i go to a wedding

at the local

church.

it's a Catholic proceeding

so i have time

i put on my suit

and

spruce up.

i slip into the church

and when it ends

i follow the cars

to the party

at a fancy hotel.

i dance all night

with the bridesmaids.

i drink

i eat, i tell jokes

and make

new friends.

i help myself to a second

slice of cake

and wrap up a third to

take home

at three in the morning

after falling

in love with some

girl named Willow.

it may be the best wedding

i've ever been to,

including

all three of my own.