it's a weekly thing, winning
the publishers clearing house
sweepstakes
award.
five point five million and a pearl
white Mercedes Benz.
Mr. David Sayers
calls me
everyday to convince me
delivery
is coming soon, all i need to do
is purchase him
a five hundred dollar
Vanilla Gift card
from Safeway
to register my claim.
i tell him that i love his
Jamaican accent, that he denies
he has.
he's a Christian, he tells me.
a pastor
with a large flock
of followers,
and that the Lord has blessed
me with this money
today.
after a few weeks or so of
wasting
his time and mine, we become
friends.
i look forward to his calls,
and hearing
the chickens
and roosters, the farm yard
where he lives,
on the other end.
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