day in day out

there's a day

for everything. a peanut butter

day.

mother's day,

father's day.

jelly bean day and soup day.

secretarial day.

there's a day

for children,

a day

for your religion

or sexual orientation

or skin color.

some days have a month,

or a parade.

there's a day for pies,

for cakes,

for being Irish, for

steaks.

there's even a narcissism

day,

which makes more and

more sense.