at a celebrity
when passing one on the street,
or seeing one
sitting at a table across
the room,
we stare, we squint
and say things like,
she's not all that, or he's
a lot shorter than
i imagined.
they've had a lot of work
done haven't they?
should we go over and
introduce ourselves,
get an autograph, maybe?
although i hate the movies
he makes.
the same old plot with every
one of them.
and isn't she a bit too old
for the likes of him?
i wouldn't let my daughter
run around in a dress
that short, showing
so much cleavage.
celebrities, pfffft?
they get away with murder,
don't they?
come on, let's go say hi.
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