and find a class to take
to become
a psychiatrist.
three one hour
sessions
with an AI instructor
and i get my
certificate
in the mail.
no testing necessary.
i already have most
of the books
that they recommend
i read.
i've underlined them
profusely.
as a bonus,
the online class
provides the first
five patients
for free.
i have a drive-up window
to my house,
and a sign that says
open for business.
i'm ready
to start
helping people.
free coffee
and a donut
to the first person
who arrives.
please, don't be a stranger,
pull up sometime and i
can help
you with your misery,
i can bring
joy and happiness
to your life.
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