shockingly they find another
corrupt
politician
hiding in plain
sight.
who has gold bars hidden
in their closet
next to high heels
and loafers?
a half a million
dollars
stuffed
in his clothes, sewn
into jackets,
the cups of his wife's
bra
filled with
jewels.
all after just returning
from a trip
to the Mideast.
and then they find that
he's googled
what a bar
of gold is worth.
and which country
doesn't have an extradition
policy.
new jersey's finest.
serving his constituents.
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