creative facial hair

when men

go bald they feel the need

to grow

hair elsewhere,

the devilish goatee,

or the seventies porn star

mustache,

with sideburns,

no less,

a full beard, maybe,

ala Moses.

or the rug burn look,

just a half an inch

of whiskers

that makes the girls scream.

they might dye it,

or style it accordingly, 

depending

on which male

actor has one

in the latest movies.

you've got the Salvador Dali

look, or

the young Burt Reynolds

to go by.

maybe Grizzly Adams,

or that strange Amish look,

creative but

unfinished.

i'm working on

the handlebar stache,

like in the old

westerns.