i'm a very private person

please,

the celebrity says, as

the cameras flash

and the audience

claps.

i want my privacy, i'm

a very private

person.

and after this next world

wide tour,

and interviews

on every station,

i'm going to take a break

and only

do ten shows

a year.

i want to write a book

about who i am,

what i believe.

i'm a very private person.

i love every one of

you,

and i know how you

love me,

but please respect my

privacy.

be sure to watch my

three part

documentary 

coming out soon once

the lawyers agree.

it's all about my

wives, my children

my parents and pets,

my illnesses and fears.

you'll see what a shy

and private person i really am.

i'll be signing

autographs in the lobby

after the show,

cheers.