the Catholic Chat Room

you need to pray

more,

Father Smith tells me

in the Catholic

chat room.

all of you need to pray

more.

but,

i tell him. i'm getting

mixed signals

from God.

rarely do i ever get exactly

what i'm asking

for.

Father Smith

types in, what are you a child,

is God Santa Claus

for crying out loud?

is He coming down

the chimney

with some hot blonde

and a bag

of money?

do you think there's

going to be

a Mercedes Benz in

front of your house

because you

prayed for one?

no.

you need to make your

prayers

a little easier to fulfill.

He's under a lot of pressure

you know

with global warming,

and wars,

inflation, etc.

how about you lose some

weight,

and get a job?