Saturday, May 13, 2023

be smart, sit near an exit

never
sit too close to the comedian
doing his
act.
you'll be in it before the night
is over.
or the magician,
sit in the back row, or
he'll be pulling you onstage
and sawing
you in half.
and weddings. sit in the middle
or out of sight
in the back.
near an exit.
don't be the one at altar.
that's pretty much all i have
to say about 
that.

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