the cold front moving in

i am a weatherman

now.

when a cold

front approaches i reach

for the kleenex

to blow my nose.

the barometric pressure

dropping

with the chance of rain.

i'm all over it

with sprays and pills.

when the temperature falls

below freezing

my knees tell me so.

when it's snow,

my hands get numb

and stiff,

and when it's pollen

season,

you'll find me in

the shower, not hot

water,

just cold giving my head

a spritz.