Saturday, April 30, 2022

hazards of the job

i have to move
the bed
and other furniture in order
to paint
the far
wall.
she wants it pink.
but out rolls a sex toy
or two.
battery and electric.
one has
a solar panel (interesting).
there's a zorro mask,
a feather boa,
a whip, a pair of handcuffs.
a polaroid camera,
and a blonde
wig with pigtails,
not to mention
an enormous squirt bottle
of biodegradable lube.
i go back out to the truck
to get my
latex gloves
and mask,
my hazmat suit,
to delicately slide all things
out of view.

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