maybe a brownstone on the west side

i couldn't live

there,

i think.

despite my love of the park,

the museums,

the village,

and hot pastrami

on rye

from katz's deli

on orchard, but

i'd need millions.

i'd need a driver,

a butler,

a doorman,

a chef,

a housekeeper.

i'd need everything

i don't have.

and then there's

the crime,

the traffic,

the tourists,

the crowds.

so i think

i'll just stay where i am,

for now.