that's what i'm talking about

people used to have

cobblers,

maybe a seamstress

or a gardener.

someone that they called

their own.

my plumber,

my painter, let me give

you the number

of my divorce lawyer,

my neighbor becky said.

she's the best

in town.

yelp gives her four

skulls and cross bones

for her ability

to slay

the defendant.

she's handled my last

three divorces.

see that car out there.

it's a Bentley.

that's what i'm talking about

willis.