rollover and play dead

i don't want a trained

dog.

i want a wild

dog.

one that doesn't bark

on command,

or sit, or heel, or rollover

and play dead.

i don't want a dog

that went to school.

that listens,

that obeys,

that patiently waits

to pee.

i don't want one

that never gets into

trouble,

or the trash.

i don't want a dog

that follows the golden

rules.

i want a dog like me.