Monday, December 20, 2021

my ex tik tok girlfriend

i break up
with my new girlfriend
because she's
on tik tok.
she's baking cookies,
she's jumping
over fire hydrants,
holding her breath
under water.
she's filming every stupid
thing she does.
she's singing Christmas
carols with
her cat. she's standing
on her head.
she has nine million
followers
now.
she has no time for me.
look at her,
she's in her underwear
and showing
the world how she can
put her ankles
behind her neck.

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