hey, i've got eggnog here

i bought too much

eggnog

the other day.

the gallon jug was going

too far.

but i thought i'd have

more visitors

this time of year.

i go to the front door

and yell out,

hey, hey.

i've got eggnog here.

and rum.

dark rum.

i smell the carton,

it might make it until

the new year.