keto bread

after spending hundreds

of dollars

on kitchen equipment and

cookbooks,

almond flour, coconut flour,

flax seed,

swerve, xanthan gum,

egg whites, 

baking powder

and parchment paper

i throw in the towel

with keto bread.

it's not bread, it's not

anything you want to put

into your mouth.

it's cardboard.

if you want bread, it's

okay, God will not punish you.

break your keto fast

and go down to a

bakery and get a hot fresh

loaf of French bread

and fill it up with deli

meats, cheeses, mayo, 

lettuce, tomatoes,

onions and peppers.

olive oil.

toast it if you want.

stop with the stupid

keto bread.

it's not bread.

just like almond milk isn't

milk.

there is no almond cow.