taking the boat out

I think about taking my yacht out today.

my big blue boat, maybe sail over to the bay,
with my bikini babe
on board.

i'll drift around the docks and wave.
slowly sail down
ego alley in Nap town,

making sure i'm seen. yelling out
to all my sailor buddies, saying hey.

i'll blow the horn at other boats.
wave my captain's
hat. my girl will stand up and shake
her booty,
making them all wish
they had something like
that.

it's a glorious day of sun and blue
skies,
I think i'll take my boat out today,
buy a case of brew,
what else is there to do
when the wife is out of town?
Hooray!