the doctor is in

she can fix anything.
she'll open up the back of an
old tv
and pull out some wires and tubes,
put a screw driver
in there, and voila,
it's working again.
need a new headlight in your
car, she's got
that too.
hang a chandelier, no
problem.
the toaster oven, the
microwave,
the washing machine none
of them have a chance when
she's got her tool belt on.
not to mention
all of her patients
that she puts her stethoscope
to. taking their blood,
making them say ahhh,
checking their cholesterol
or giving a shot for the flu.
there's hardly a thing
wrong with you that she
can't figure out and
improve.
broken heart. no problem,
she's got that too.