we never went there Kim says

we never landed on the moon,

Kim K. tells

me

as she does her long nails,

and 

studies her phone.

adjusting her

enormous bottom

in a folding chair.

what?

i say.

what are you talking about?

we went there

six times.

fabricated, she says, it's a hoax.

a movie

production

to make us look great in the eyes

of the world.

no one could possibly

go to the moon,

it would be in all the papers,

in the news.

and why would they go there

anyway.

there's no air,

no water, no food.

just rocks.

there's not a single nail salon

up there.