Friday, July 18, 2025

show business

I call up my friend Betty,
who is now
an actress
after quitting her waitress
job at Dennys.
she's crying though.
what's wrong, what's wrong
sweetie,
didn't you get the part?
no, she sighs,
but they did ask me to do
something else.
a commercial.
well, that's wonderful,
so what's with the tears,
why cry?
they want me to be in an
Ozempic commercial.

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