you own a dog, do you know
who else
had a dog,
Hitler had a dog, so did
Mussolini,
and Pol Pot.
Chairman Mao
used to eat dogs for
breakfast.
and those jeans you're
wearing,
do you want to know who
else wore blue
jeans and had blue
eyes and blonde hair,
Ma Barker did,
the gun moll from the 30's.
do you know that Eva Braun
had blonde hair?
that's right,
the Fuhrer's girlfriend.
and don't get me going
about all those pretty
princesses on parade floats
waving their hands.
you know who else use to wave
their hands like that,
in that kind of salute,
sticking their arms straight out?
take a guess.
go on.
take a guess.
how dare they wave their
hands like that.
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