multi tasking

you know

it's your house when

you can

open and close

the dishwasher with your

left foot

while

scrambling eggs

on the stove

and making

a long reach into the cupboard

for salt

and pepper.

all while,

with your chin and teeth,

dropping two

slices of bread

into the toaster on the counter,

pressing on

the button

with a spatula.