breaking news, breaking news.
there's been a report
that over seventy-nine far left
socialist
communist supporters of Mamdani
in NYC
have been injured in a rare lightning
strike in Bryant Park.
apparently caused by the collection
of nose
rings being worn by the rally attendees
gathered together
in a small place.
many of the comrades with blue
hair and red berets,
have now
had their hair streaked white
and their hammer and sickle tattoos
melted into
eerie images
of Lenin and Stalin,
and a woman called AOC.
it's the largest gathering of commies
in the USA, excluding
Ivy League universities, since
the 1930's.
further updates will be made
as more details become available.
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