i've never recycled, so shoot me

i probably

drink

too much coffee,

eat too

much fatty

food

and pastry,

drink

too much gin and smoke

too many

cigarettes

and have flings with

crazy women

i meet in

bars.

i rarely

exercise and never

back up

my computer, or

make my bed.

i'm careless with my money,

irresponsible

and never recycle,

or vote,

but hey.

i'm trying to be a better

person.

once vice

at a time.

actually only the recycling

part is true.