Saturday, July 19, 2025

the twenty percent tip

she suggests that maybe
we shouldn't
leave a tip this time to teach
the waitress
a lesson.
she was rude,
showing us her cleavage
in her short tight dress.
who wears fishnet stockings
to work?
late with our menus,
the food was cold,
she spilled our drinks,
and forgot to bring
us forks and knives
and napkins.
yeah, but she was very cute,
i tell her.
she's probably pre-med
or pre-law and has
a tuition to pay.
how about twenty per cent?

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