Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Alcatraz of the North Pole

after
the alligator Alcatraz
is done,
the administration
begins
to brainstorm, and bang
their heads
together
like coconuts to come up
with more
solutions
on where to put
all the criminals
that have invaded the country.
they need to create
more temporary
confinements to handle
the thousands
before processing and deportation.
what about Antartica,
or the North Pole,
or the South Pole one man with a red
bow tie suggests.
a ten story
igloo.
there's nowhere to run
if anyone
escapes.
just polar bears
and killer whales,
crazy penguins and temperatures
way below
freezing.
high fives are given around
the table.
work begins
manana,
as they order the chisels,
and pray
for more ice and snow.

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