Tuesday, November 5, 2024

the new rules for 2025

the new
rules for the neighborhood
arrive
in the mail
special D.
it's a forty-page packet
of instructions,
restrictions, laws
and regulations
that we must obey or
be penalized with fines
and liens.
everything
from dogs to birds, to leaves,
to the color
of your door
where you park your
car,
or your Christmas wreathe
is covered.
there's a list of who's on
the board,
the same gaggle of
karens
who have been there
since the new Millenium.
here they come,
with pitchforks
and torches
marching down the street.


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