what a specimen you are

the car salesman,

is good

at his job, he tells you 

how wonderful

you look,

have you lost

weight,

i can't believe you're

really that age,

he says.

my God what a specimen

you are.

do you run,

lift weights.

there's a gleam about

you.

i bet you get all

the girls, don't you?

wink, wink.

take a stroll

with me down to the back

lot,

have i got a deal for

you.

it came in yesterday,

hardly driven,

never been

in an accident. some old

church lady

dropped it off.

she went to church

and back.

it still has that showroom

smell.

this car is you.

come on, let's take a ride.

hop on inside.