the government study on lesbian squirrels

i don't believe

the story, so i google it,

of course,

and there it is.

several articles about 

government waste.

and this was one of them.

600 K

for a study on lesbian

squirrels

in the woods.

it's true.

the government is out

of control without

our tax dollars.

it's nutty, to recoin

a phrase.