taking the Whoopi stance on bakeries

i call

the bakery up

for a dozen

donuts,

but they say the ovens

are broken

and i won't be able

to get my usual

box of donuts

today.

immediately

i think they're discriminating

against me

because

i'm a white male,

with short hair

and who

voted 

conservatively this time.

how dare they

deny me

my donuts.

especially the chocolate

glazed

and the cream filled.

wait until

yelp gets ahold of this

aberrant

behavior.

they'll pay for this.

them denying me my

daily

assortment of donuts will

be end of them.