Saturday, November 16, 2024

he needs to look up my address and then he's on the way

he's been
calling me for weeks now.
Andrew Rogers.
he works
for the publishing clearinghouse
prize patrol.
or so he says in his strong
Jamaican accent.
i've apparently
won 2.5 million dollars,
a pearl
white Mercedes
and 
a new kitchen with 
Whirlpool appliances.
i like this new scammer.
he's inventive.
i only need to buy him
two
five-hundred-dollar
green dot money
pak scratch
gift cards from
the dollar general,
and then my prize package
will arrive.
he calls me morning noon
and night.
sometimes
he's been drinking, i hear
dogs
and children
in the background,
sometimes the crowing
of roosters.
the baying of goats.
he says he's not far away,
a few miles
and can be at my house by four
o'clock
if i have the gift cards in hand.
i ask him
if he has my address, he goes
quiet for a few minutes,
then hangs up.

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