calling me for weeks now.
Andrew Rogers.
he works
for the publishing clearinghouse
prize patrol.
or so he says in his strong
Jamaican accent.
i've apparently
won 2.5 million dollars,
a pearl
white Mercedes
and
a new kitchen with
Whirlpool appliances.
Whirlpool appliances.
i like this new scammer.
he's inventive.
i only need to buy him
two
five-hundred-dollar
green dot money
pak scratch
gift cards from
the dollar general,
and then my prize package
will arrive.
he calls me morning noon
and night.
sometimes
he's been drinking, i hear
dogs
and children
in the background,
sometimes the crowing
of roosters.
the baying of goats.
he says he's not far away,
a few miles
and can be at my house by four
o'clock
if i have the gift cards in hand.
i ask him
if he has my address, he goes
quiet for a few minutes,
then hangs up.
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