Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Beyonce and Oprah need your money

the losing candidate
is in
arrears twenty million dollars
from her
failed campaign.
so she
goes back
online
to butter up her
constituents
for more money,
brother can
you spare a dime
she says with that familiar
cackle.
she pleads
for them to take
another dip into their
empty pockets, 
but she's
half in the tank,
she's on the sauce,
she's into her third bottle
of Nappa wine.
it doesn't go
well,
then the lights go off.

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