Thursday, November 28, 2024

eating pancakes like a lumberjack

we see
the B list movie star
in
a breakfast joint
in Tribeca.
a celebrity
sighting. 
we both enjoy her work,
so of course
we have to stare
at her.
she's eating
an enormous stack of
pancakes
like a lumberjack would
just coming
in from the cold
snowy forest.
she's talking with
her mouth full
and eating
bacon
with her hands.
there's a glob of grape
jelly on her chin.
we decide
not to like her
anymore.

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