a necklace,
a pendant of some sort.
with GPS,
it's waterproof
and
unbreakable.
you can take a shower
with it.
if you fall,
you can press the button
and Jimmy
or Jane
will come to rescue
and pick you up.
it's only thirty-nine
dollars a month.
it's 24 7.
it comes in black or white.
there's one
for your wrist too.
i order six of them for
Christmas,
one for me,
one for you.
i hand them out to my
neighbors.
who said that i was a
scrooge?
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